The Difference Between Matt and I

Can be summed up by....

Worms.

And don't Google worms.  You get the grossest results because worms are the grossest.

So, it rained all evening, and I looked outside to see if it was still raining...

Me - EWWWWWW - 3 mammoth worms on our front porch!  How in the H did they get there???

Matt - I wanna see (runs outside) - I'm gonna get 'em.

Me - Sick out (yes, I say "Sick Out")

Fast forward to some explanation of why we should get the worms (to put them in the compost bin, they aren't that big, blah blah) and then Matt walks in with 3 ginormo worms in the lid to one of my pots.

Me - (SCREAMS like a sissy girl).